WTF is this S?

Evidently my beloved Twins(TM) have traded Johan Santana for a bucket of balls. Well, not literally--but what a disappointing haul. (I had really looked forward to seeing Jacoby Ellsbury man centerfield.)

That said, what's everyone doing April 8? That should be the best pitcher in baseball's first home start for his new team. See you there.

(For better coverage, check out MetsBlog, Gleeman, and the incomparable LEN 3.)

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Election roundup: Rudy sounds done, McCain goes by Mac now, and Romney just referred to "countries like Asia." (Looks like I'm not the only one who heard it.) I won't tell you how to vote, but you should vote for this guy.

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Also, tonight this guy dug my beard.

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And look who's posting again. Welcome back, champ. (The Shins? Really?!)

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Finally, new Yacht Rock! (Via Stereogum.)